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timster
11-15-2002, 10:59 AM
Another funny round on the witness stand, this time for MJ. He claims that he didn't get to the details of the contract because he was too busy being a Visionary. <img border="0" alt="[ROFL]" title="" src="graemlins/rofl.gif" />

On another note, now I know why he has his pet chimp, Bubbles: <img border="0" alt="[Lookin]" title="" src="graemlins/lookin.gif" />

<img src="http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/LAW/11/13/jackson.trial/vert.mj.ap.jpg" alt=" - " />

<img border="0" alt="[Confused]" title="" src="graemlins/confused3.gif" /> Is this the KING OF POP or BUBBLES? <img border="0" alt="[Lookin]" title="" src="graemlins/lookin.gif" />

Prefab Sprouter
11-15-2002, 11:12 AM
Thats what happens when you have your head up your own ass!!!!! <img border="0" alt="[ROFL]" title="" src="graemlins/rofl.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[ROFL]" title="" src="graemlins/rofl.gif" />

Seriously though, that guy has issues!

MDC
11-15-2002, 02:44 PM
I saw a close up of this picture of MJ testifying and his nose appears to be literally rotting off his face! Horrifying!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

timster
11-15-2002, 02:57 PM
My thoughts exactly MDC! I guess he needs to schedule another plastic surgery. Hmmm, one plus 1,000,000,000. How much already!@@??!

suzanne
11-15-2002, 04:40 PM
<img border="0" alt="[Wide Eyes]" title="" src="graemlins/wideyes.gif" /> That is Scary and Sad at the same time!! Why would anyone want to do this to themselves!! He looked better before the Plastic Surgery!! :)

jen*
11-16-2002, 02:11 AM
He looked better when he was a black guy. I thought he was a good looking guy before he did all that stuff to his face. Now he just disgusts me. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

Recker
11-16-2002, 08:58 PM
He looks way too freaky. I bet he scares away all the kids these days, which is probably just as well for the kids.

It is sad, no doubts about that. But if his skin problem really is a medical condition, then why doesn't he do something to colour his skin. Some fake tanning lotion or something, at least then it would improve him some what.

timster
11-18-2002, 09:49 AM
He needs to grow back his old skool afro, so he can hide his rotting nose. From the looks of it, the skin is so thin, the cartilage is protruding. <img border="0" alt="[Lookin]" title="" src="graemlins/lookin.gif" />

Shortie Blonde
11-18-2002, 04:21 PM
He's like soooo disgusting. ICKY

Recker
11-18-2002, 06:18 PM
My question is, why would he want plastic surgery to make himself look like Bubbles?

suzanne
11-18-2002, 06:32 PM
I have to agree with Jen, He look way better before he had all this Plastic Surgery Done!! I can't image hating yourself so much that you would do this to yourself!! But then you never know what is going through someone's head or what they are dealing with!! I just think it is really sad <img border="0" alt="[Frown 2]" title="" src="graemlins/frown2.gif" />

timster
12-11-2002, 11:14 AM
<a href="http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=1804" target="_blank">::CATCH MICHAEL JACKSON'S BABIES::</a>

jen*
12-11-2002, 10:21 PM
My score: 1480 :D

Adam
12-12-2002, 05:33 PM
I look at that nose and think... What the hell is this guy thinking? I think that's the worst part of his face.

suzanne
12-12-2002, 08:55 PM
I can't see hating myself so much that I would do that to myself, but I guess everyone has their issues to deal with!! I think it's sad that he feels the need to do that to himself!! <img border="0" alt="[Frown 2]" title="" src="graemlins/frown2.gif" />

timster
12-13-2002, 10:41 AM
With the current events going on right now. I think it would be fitting that Michael Jackson announce that he'll be considering a career as a Catholic Priest. <img border="0" alt="[Lil Devil]" title="" src="graemlins/lildevil.gif" />

Slayergrrl
12-13-2002, 10:47 AM
It's getting pretty bad here in Boston w/the Catholic Priest thing. Cardinal Law finally resigned. I don;t think MJ would look good in a priests collar. But i'm sure the archdiose ould hide him somewhere.

timster
12-13-2002, 11:07 AM
Got it! They'll build a church in Neverland. Dress up Michael like a priest (it should be easy since he's already Black/White). They'll get Macauley Culkin to recruit some very young altar boys, and presto, it'll be an all-you-can-buffet for the King of Pop! <img border="0" alt="[ROFL]" title="" src="graemlins/rofl.gif" />

BambiK7
12-14-2002, 11:58 PM
Why would a surgeon agree to do that to him?
(Oh yeah...money!)
I would not want that to be my calling card!

IF he did that to Michael, I wouldn't let that guy put a bandaid on me!

Adam
12-17-2002, 10:00 AM
He's wacked! It's a wonder why MJ still has fans?

suzanne
12-17-2002, 10:06 AM
No Doubt Bambi, I sure would not let that Doctor touch my face!! He looks like a freck now!! I will say this again he looked so much better before he had all that work done on his face.